So i was in CVS the other day in the "feminine" aisle, buying...well you know... "feminine things" and I came across something rather unusual and quite annoying. Before me stood a shelf of assorted feminine items and right next to it a glass case - locked.
What, might you ask, would be locked in the feminine aisle???
Monistat.
Yup!
So let me see if I can get this straight. When i feel the burning and itch sensations coming on, I now have to ask the 16 year old boy behind the counter (whom by the way is just trying to earn enough money after school to save up for a car - poor innocent guy) to open the glass case and tell him exactly which "feminine product" I want.
I can only pray - for his sake - that he has NO clue what is actually taking place. For i fear he may never want to adventure south of the belt if he had any comprehension of what it was for!
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Girl Talk
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8 comments:
Wait, wait, wait?
WTF?
WHY would they lock that up... can you get high off it or something? Do you need parental permission to treat the itchies?
I'm going to circulate a petition.
EXACTLY!
arent you glad youre a man?
sometimes...
i'm more glad, though, that I haven't had a case of the itchies... not in recent memory, at least.
;)
OMG. I can't imagine. If I ever needed that, I would go to another store or wear a disguise. I still get embarrassed buying monthly feminine products, especially when it is a teenage boy ringing me up. And I have had 2 kids, you would think I would be over that by now.
I think this is why they make dark sunglasses, wigs, hats, and makeup. :-)
Hmmm...razor blades, spray paint, cigarettes, condoms (sometimes), sudafed, and ...
MONISTAT??????
What's the world coming to.
I must be missing something. First cold remedies, then canned air, now this...I don't see the point to this one.
What's Monistat? lol J/K
Good to hear you're getting things taken care of. HA!
You've got to be kidding me.
If it's behind a case, that means that store has a problem with anti-fungals being shoplifted.
That's so wrong, on so many levels.
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