1. Never buy a sausage on a stick and expect to be respected.
2. bring wipes - even if your kid is out of diapers and (3) never put chicken fingers (or any food for that matter) on the top of a child's stroller. You never know if he will grab the top and pull everything down onto the ground in front of him.
4. Never tell your girlfriend that you want a "BIG JUICY PICKLE" from the pickle man. She may try to embarrass you.
5. Expect the unexpected. That includes grown men in jean mini-skirts.
6. Always expect to share whatever food you have in your hand when there is a 2 year old around.
7. Never volunteer for something on stage when a chainsaw is involved.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
what i learned at the Rennaisance Fair
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8 comments:
This is great! Looks like you had a lot of fun!
it was a lot of fun.
Seriously.... we all couldnt believe that girl with the sausage... it was almost as if she wanted people to stare at her while she slowly chewed and sucked on that thing LOL.
OK, whoa. Awesome post.
#5 got another shot with a little better view of the legs?? come ON!
#1 no comment
Oh and in case anyone is having a hard time seeing that last one... Rob is getting his innitials carved into an apple.... by a chainsaw.... while the apple is in his mouth.
ACCCKKKK!!!
#1 is still my favorite... and needs NO explanation whatsoever...NONE. Make up your own mind... we did that day... because she pretty much stuck out like a sore thumb sucking on that thing.
No self respecting female would eat a sausage on a stick like that in public..LOL..you're right Natasha. Bananas and hot dogs are iffy too...and I think its hilarious that you took her picture. LOL. You must be fun in public places....
Isn't is SOOO pathetic when a guy in a skirt has better legs than you. Ever see some of the drag queens in the city?
Jealous......
she didnt look like she had much respect for herself... and I do consider myself fun ... i LOVE to people watch.
You should have seen the guys in the baby doll dresses... some of them had killer legs... but a beer belly sticking out like a pregnant woman. It was very conflicting in my mind...
Oh... That is good stuff Natasha... good stuff!
These pix are priceless!
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